is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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