Three words: puerto rican gang bang
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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