Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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