At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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