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Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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