can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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