So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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