i was born a porn star she said
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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