i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Found the puke drawer
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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