I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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