if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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