Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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