We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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