Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I'm at about main and main street
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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