Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
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