when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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