How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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