dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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