I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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