but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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