Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I have post one night stand depression
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