its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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