...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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