I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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