Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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