she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
worst night to have a conscience
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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