Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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