Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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