I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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