That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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