If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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