Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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