a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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