People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Semen is not good for contacts.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
