Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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