Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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