I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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