i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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