Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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