awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Come on in and take your pants off
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