That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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