my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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