i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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