at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
He did a backflip because drugs
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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