She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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