I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
You work out of a Hotel?
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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