thus making me awesome and them whores
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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