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we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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