He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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