Tell her she can't have a vagina
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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