My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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