Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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