On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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